This is Scratchie. He likes provoking both people and animals. The other day a little girl called him tulip.
Now imagine his face in the midst of a tulip. The little girl couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard.
This is Moose. He’s adorable.
This is rubrub, because his meow sounds like he’s saying that.
Mugshot of the perp who attacked my shoelace